Thursday, February 13, 2014

Non-expensive gifts to thrill your Val with




There are a few affordable gifts to shower your partner with on Valentine’s Day
Are you on a low budget and still want to thrill your partner to a Valentine gift? Here are some affordable gifts you can try.

Defection to PDP: We’ve handed Uzamere to God—Edo APC



BENIN—THE All Progresives Congress, APC, in Edo State, says it has no ill feelings over the defection of Senator Ehigie Uzamere to Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, noting that his action has been handed over to God and the gods of Benin Kingdom.
However, the chairman of PDP in the state, Chief Dan Orbih, welcomed the defection, saying it was a reaction to what he termed the failure of the APC-led government in the state.

Keshi picks Yobo, 22 others for Mexico friendly


Super Eagles’ Head Coach, Stephen Keshi, has listed Skipper Joseph Yobo in his squad of 23 for the international friendly against Mexico in Atlanta, USA on Wednesday, 5th March.

NFF shortlists 9 local assistants for Keshi

Determined to add value to the technical bench of the Super Eagles and for Nigeria to make a meaningful impact at the World Cup in Brazil, the Nigeria Football Federation, NFF, may have finally dropped its idea of a foreign technical assistant and instead settled for Nigerian assistants.

How APC Presidential candidate would emerge, by Tinubu


OSOGBO—National Leader of All Progressives Congress, APC, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinnubu, yesterday, said the Presidential candidate of the party for the 2015 general elections would soon emerge.
Fielding questions from newsmen after a closed door meeting with the Osun State government officials led by Governor Rauf Aregbesola and leaders of the state chapter of the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN ,over the crisis arising from the new education policy in the state, Tinubu stated that the party’s presidential candidate would emerge through an open and transparent system.

As Jonathan sacks Stella Oduah, others, panic grips Ministers.

ABUJA—The gale of sack at the Presidential Villa continued, yesterday, as President Goodluck Jonathan  fired the controversial Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah and dropped three others.

Why I sacked Odimegwu – Jonathan

ABUJA —  PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan explained, yesterday, that the former chairman of the National Population Commission, NPC, Chief Festus Odimegwu was relieved of his appointment because of certain statements he made, which brought credibility problem to the commission.
The president, who disclosed this while swearing in the chairman and two commissioners of the National Population Commission; a member of the ICPC as well as two Advisers at the Presidential Villa, charged public officials to be mindful of their utterances in order not to erode the confidence of the people in the work of their agencies.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

What’s life’s most valuable resource?

 By Enake -@Richnacks

The excitement that comes with wealth accumulation can be very fulfilling. In our part of the world, it’s what makes a man live up to his surname. It has a way of making even the most brilliant of men to go numb. Those who own it are regarded as blessed; cursed are you if you don’t have it. Your wife may divorce you. Your children would nurse the shame of having your name in their data in school. You may not be qualified for special blessings and prayers from your pastor. You may even disown yourself. With money, you can bully anyone; after all you have the best lawyers at your beck and call. You could even sponsor publications in the media to attack anyone who thinks otherwise of your character and values.

Popular Lagos prophet caught having SE-X with church member (Discretion Adviced)



A spiritual prophet was caught pants down with a female church member in Lagos.

BIZZARE: A 17-YEARS OLD BOY ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH HIS MOTHER AND RAPING 4 OTHERS

 THE Nigeria Security and Civil Defence
Corps, NSCDC, in Ebonyi State, yesterday, arrested
a serial rapist and homosexual, Chibuike Maduka,
who allegedly raped four children of different parents
at Ndibe in Afikpo North Local Government Area of
the state.

PDP Lures Our Members With Dollars, Political Posts - APC


The opposition All Progressives Party on Tuesday accused the Peoples Democratic Party of luring opposition legislators with amounts ranging from $1m to $10m to join the ruling party.

The APC said this in a press statement signed by its Interim National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed.

BIZZARE: This Church Allows Members Attend Service unclad Because ‘Jesus Was Crucified Without Clothes’ (PHOTOS)

A church in the US state of Virginia, White Tail Chapel, has taken the bizarre decision to allow its congregation attend church services unclad.

Because according to their leader, Pastor Allen Parker, the clothing requirements of other churches were overly ‘pretentious’. So he decided his own flock should be free to forgo such materialism if they desire.

‘My Husband Uses Snake To Have s*x With Me’ – Wife Cries Out

A woman has dragged her husband to a divorce court in Zimbabwe after she discovered he allegedly owns a snake which she claimed he used when ever they had s*x.

Monday, February 10, 2014

SHOCKING: Unknown Gunman r*pes, Kills 11-Year-Old Girl…(PHOTO)

An unknown gunman has been reported to have defiled and killed an eleven year old girl, Siphokuhle Flephu, in Delft South, South Africa on Saturday, bringing to at least three the number of attacks on children in the community in less than a month.


Sithiwe Flephu ran towards a screaming resident near her Delft South home, looked into the hysterical woman’s shack and went numb – her 11-year-old niece lay dead on a bed.
“I was so shocked. So angry,” Flephu told newsmen on Sunday, staring ahead as she spoke about the murder.

PHOTO: Angry Mob Forces Gay ‘Couple’ To Have S*x Publicly In Portharcourt

It seems many Nigerians are in support of the anti-gay law signed by President Goodluck Jonathan, as two gay men were nabbed in Portharcourt and forced to have s*x with each other in the public glare.


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HOW TO KEEP YOUR EYES HEALTHY

Simple Tips for Healthy Eyes

Your eyes are an important part of your health. There are many things you can do to keep them healthy and make sure you are seeing your best. Follow these simple steps for maintaining healthy eyes well into your golden years.

Pics: Students of Baptist High School Osun protest wearing of Hijab


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Throughout last week, students of Baptist High School in Iwo, Osun State, protested the wearing of  Hijab by Muslim students to their school. On Wednesday and Thursday last week, the Christian students of the school came in their choir robes, white garments, some in Masquerade attires, while others came in fetish looking apparel, registering their disapproval of the newly introduced school uniform policy by Osun State government which allows Muslim students to wear Hijab to Christian mission public schools. The Osun state government introduced the merger of most of schools last year causing a lot of problems. Continue to see more photos

Rivers: Amaechi’s Deputy Ends Speculations, Registers As APC Member


River-Dep-Gov-Ikuru-Register-APC-620x400After weeks of speculation that he had ditched his boss by opting to remain in the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Rivers State Deputy Governor, Mr. Tele Ikuru, has registered as a member of the All Progressives Congress, APC, at ward 5, Ikuru town, Andoni Local Government Area, of the state.

Another Strike Looms As ASUU Raises Alarm Over FG Non-Implementation Of MoU


Jonathan ASUUExcept the Federal Government takes urgent steps to begin implementation of the Memorandum of Understanding reached with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), there are fears that the academic calendar might be disrupted again.

Osun Education Policy Creating Confusion – Methodist Church

osun-school-crisis-300x200The Methodist Church of Nigeria, Abuja Diocese, has described the education reclassification policy of Osun State Governor, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola as the harbinger of confusion in the state.

TB Joshua Speaks: Vengeance Is Coming For Dirty Politicians

On Sunday 9th February 2014, Nigerian Prophet T.B. Joshua released more damning prophetic messages to Nigeria, Africa and the international community. The popular prophet warned:
“What I am seeing is heavy. I am seeing rain – the clouds are dark. Pray for the fulfillment of 2015… Democracy is a sweet system. Pray that the system will not be rubbished… I am seeing disagreement at the end of that day and that disagreement can result to anything.

How A Lady Was Forced To Make Love With A Dog And A Horse For Money [Photo]

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When the Internet first came to the continent of  African society, most people were  very pleased with it because it reduced stress of communication.
It served many people for chatting, sending mails and even business. As the time passed many ladies discovered that they could use the internet to find a chat friend or a life partner.Some girls have greatly benefited just by using the internet to find their dream marriages or relationhsips. Others have fallen into traps in the West and wish they would never have known what the internet was. This is the case of one Cameroonian, Elvire Axelle Tchamakoua.
SEE HOW IT ALL HAPPENED….

9 Places Men Want to be Touched

Posted by: tosin 

download (1)Relaxing is the most important step of arousal. Hence, much before you jump start to the action in the bedroom, indulge in little play to boost your man’s ‘drive’. A little foreplay can do wonders between the sheets. Try the following tricks on your man and you won’t be disappointed.

SIX REASON WHY YOU MUST MARRY EARLY IN LIFE

The question of the right time to get married has been a hot topic in different groups and talk shows over the past few months.
Happy Newlyweds in Front of Mansion Society and some cultures have driven the concept of late marriage deep in the consciousness of everyone because of the alarming increase in divorce which has made marriage a feat for only those with courage.  Damian, a married man says “Our culture is all for marrying very late and then having kids. And that does work for some people. But if you find the right girl/guy, don’t waste time for the sake of marrying late”.

2015: Buhari Urges INEC To Hold Elections Same Day

General-Muhammadu-Buhari-600x424A former Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari, weekend, advised the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to conduct 2015 general elections on the same day.
Mr. Buhari gave the advice in Daura, Katsina State, while answering questions from journalists after he obtained the membership card of the All Progressives Congress.

This Is My Mission In Rivers State ––New Police Commissioner

A new lease of life beckons for the people of Rivers State, going by the pledge of the new Commissioner of Police in the state, Tunde Ogunsakin. Described as a tough cop, he was in charge of Special Fraud Unit at the Force Criminal Investigation Department (FCID), in Lagos until last Thursday when he was transferred to Rivers Command.

Ogunsakin takes over this week from the controversial CP Joseph Mbu, who had a turbulent tenure.

Woman Arrested for "Preventing" Her Niece from Getting Married

There was a mild drama at the Ojodu Police Division, Lagos State on Saturday over the arrest of a woman, Mrs. Joy Idenyi, by policemen from far away Bauchi State Police Command.

ASARI DOKUBO SPEAKS AGAIN! Here Are My Conditions For Peace

Niger Delta ex-militant leader, Mujarhedeen Asari-Dokubo, has given what he calls his conditions for peace as the race for the 2015 presidential election enters its critical stage.

Finally, the Female Viagra arrives - d pill that increases Women Sex Drive

Dubbed the 'female Viagra', a new herbal pill called Lady Prelox claims to boost women's flagging sex drive but at £37.95 for a pack of 60 little pink tablets, pleasure doesn't come cheap

The herbal pill called Lady Prelox has been found to significantly raise a woman’s sexual pleasure. It is being sold by high-street chain Holland & Barrett.

The pink pill contains a supplement containing an extract from French pine bark called pycnogenol and goes on sale this month. Manufacturers claim the supplement is the female version of the little blue pill – Viagra – the erectile dysfunction drug.

But the £37.95 price tag for a pack of 60 little pink tablets is more likely to have women shrieking with horror especially as is only enough to last a month as women have to take two a day.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/10627670/Female-Viagra-pill-claims-to-boost-womens-sex-lives.html

Seeing is believing, FG has not implemented anything in 2014..ASUU/FG

Dr Aremu said it was becoming disturbing to the union that despite signing papers and calling off the strike, allocation of the funds claimed to have been deposited at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) for execution of needs project of Nigerian universities was yet to commence two months into 2014.

PHOTOS: Ageless American artist - Mariah Carey Exposes Her "Big Things" On Stage

This woman just don't want to get old and leave things like this for young girls. This was how she performed at the BET Honors at Warner Theatre in Washington DC on Saturday. See more photos below...


This is just too much, mama!

Female Student Rapéd By Her Brother After She Got Drunk

Crisis is gradually brewing in a family at Ijoko area of Ifo Local Government Area of Ogun State as a man in his 20s was said to have rapéd his step-sister after he took her out and got her drunk in a club.

The Elesin family, which recently moved to their own house at Ijoko area is currently thrown into confusion an NYSC member and second born of the family, has been fingered in the rapé of his own sister, said to be a first year student in a tertiary institution.

ABUJA BIG BABES PROSTITUTES AND THEIR TACTICS

Overzealous and desperate commercial séx workers in Abuja, develop new strategies to beat directives of the Federal Capital Territory administration on their illicit operation in the city centre, Punch's Olalekan Adetayo writes.
For a civil servant who recently transferred to Abuja from Ondo State, a dating site, Badoo, is handy for him when he needs female companions. He adds, “What I normally do is to launch my Badoo wherever I am. Whether I am drinking in a garden or visiting friends, once I launch it, my handset will show me ladies who are on Badoo within that vicinity. It will bring out their pictures and we will begin chatting. Anyone I decide to invite will be with me within 10 minutes because of her proximity.” 
He notes that while some of the “online prostitutés” will prefer to negotiate their price via online, others prefer the face-to-face negotiation, perhaps with some bottles of drinks to spice up the moment.
Like every other urban settlements, the FCT is having its fair share of the activities of séx workers. Once upon a time, these women of easy virtue draped in their skimpy dresses, dotted every major road and hotel in the nation’s capital.

At a point, the FCT authority became uncomfortable with the situation and so rolled out some directives to put an end to prostitution in the city. The authority, through its Secretary for Social Development, Mrs. Blessing Onuh, in fact, banned the “business” in the city.

As of today, it may be difficult to see these commercial sex workers loitering around public places, but that does not mean that they have left the city to sell their “ware” elsewhere as directed by the Minister, Senator Bala Mohammed.

A two-week investigation carried out by Punch correspondent showed these ladies are still plying their trade in the metropolitan city, but in different styles. Indeed, with the arrest of many of them by the special taskforce for loitering, they simply went back to the drawing board, devising new methods to up their game.

One of such methods, findings reveal is “online prostitution.” This involves employing strategies, such as using social networking service. In fact, one unique approach is the use of Badoo, a dating-focused social networking service, which operates in 180 countries. Report has it as the 136th most popular website in the world.

The use of smart phones is another veritable platform. Here, their agents with such i-phones display pictures (nude and semi-nude) of their friends and business partners, as it were, who are up for grabs. Once they gain the potential men’s attention, they show them the pictures from which they make their choices.

Our correspondent ran into one of such agents at a popular garden in the Central Area of Abuja and offered her a drink. To reciprocate the gesture, the lady, who claimed to be Benita, offered to provide her friend(s). “What are your specs (specifications)? You like them chubby or thin. What size of boobs and buttocks do you prefer?” These and many more questions came from Benita.

Without waiting for answers, she opened her Nokia Lumina phone and next was a series of beautiful pictures of young ladies in their early and mid 20’s.

“You will like this one, she is gentle. You will enjoy this one, she is jovial,” she said and continued using different words to advertise the special attributes of each of the ladies on her phone gallery.

On whether the ladies are her friends, she said, “I knew them when I was doing girls’ business.” When pressed further to explain what the business was, Benita recoiled into her shell out of suspicion.

In order not to give himself away, our correspondent asked her to call any of the girls who she could vouch for. Tingling with excitement, she immediately promised to invite three of such women to avoid any disappointment. But if you think that service would be done without a price, you are dead wrong. In fact, this correspondent mobilised her to carry out the task with a recharge card and in less than 20 minutes, two of the ladies were already close to the garden, desperately seeking information on the phone on how to reach us.

But before they finally joined us, she boasted, “Two of them are already close by. I do not want to turn anyone of them back. You can pick your choice from the two. In case you want to go with the two, you are free to do so. In this Abuja, I can “control” 10 girls for you immediately without standing up from here.”

As soon as Sandra and Love (not real names) joined us, they ordered drinks while I kept taking notes of the sequence on my i-pad. Benita kept interrupting me, accusing me of not concentrating on my guests. She whispered to me, demanding to know which one of them I preferred or whether I would go with the two. When I asked what it would cost me to take them; away, she replied, “I have worked on them so you do not need to negotiate with them. Just take them away and when they are leaving tomorrow morning, give them whatever you can afford.”

At that point, I told her that I had an evening meeting to cover and I promised to join them later. To erase any doubt, I left enough money to cater for their drinks while the contact person assured of keeping them company until I returned.

Again, instead of loitering around, Abuja commercial sex workers now sit inside drinking joints or hotel bars, occasionally engaging in one social debate or another. Indeed, since they dress well, it will be difficult to take them for whores.

On Sunday evening, our correspondent, in company with a colleague, drove to a popular hotel located in Area 3, Garki, which is notorious for huge presence of these damsels. Interestingly, these women of easy virtue were not on the street leading to the hotel as was in the past. They have also adopted a fresh strategy.

As we entered the hotel’s drinking garden, there were no fewer than seven men with small kiosks inside the garden. Apart from chewing gum and perhaps recharge cards, the other most prominent items on display at the kiosks were all manner of cartons of condoms.

I bought a recharge card from one of them in order to gain his confidence and talk to him. The trick worked. When I demanded to know whether “babes” no longer come to the hotel, he smiled and pointed to a corner where there was a live band. He told me in not-too-perfect English that I had passed many of them unknowingly.

As we made our way towards the live band, ladies who were already seated, pretending to be patrons who came to drink, started making some unusual gestures towards us. Pronto, we found out that they were CSWs who, for fear of arrest, no longer stand on the roadside.

No sooner had we gone past them than different perfume ordour hit our nostrils. So also were clouds of cigarette smoke. They also maintained eye contacts with us with the hope that we would invite them. They were however disappointed as we made our way back to our car and drove off.

A banker, Emmanuel, told our correspondent a story of how commercial sex workers contribute money to rent houses in the city centre with about five or more of them sharing a single room. He recalled how one of his friends who went in search of one of the ladies in Area 8 ended up sleeping with not only the lady but also with one of her roommates.

Although efforts to get the reaction of the FCTA to react to the new trend did not yield any result, a source told our correspondent that it would be difficult to tackle.

2 Islamic Clerics Die As Their Jeep Plunges Into Canal in Laogs

I know this particular place in Lagos and I believe adequate protective measures are needed there...

Two Islamic clerics lost their lives in an unfortunate accident on Saturday after their jeep collided with a bus and plunged into a canal at the Iyana Ipaja end of the Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway. The victims, identified as Alhaji Akinsola Al-Ameen and Muyideen Thiamiyu, were coming back from Ikorodu when their vehicle had a tyre burst around 10pm.

Wazobia Express Reporters

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