Friday, July 25, 2014

SEE THE LADY WHO IS SNATCHING JIM IYKE FROM NADIA BUARI

Jim Iyke is an handsome dude, many ladies want to have a piece of the cake. But funny enough, some ladies in their 30s will still be looking for one-man-one-woman from him. That's a wild dream! Jim Iyke has opened a new Intagram page and this hot babe, her name is Sandra Benede, is taking over his love life.
Sandra is a model and she's got some good stuffs. Jim Iyke is sure talking less of Nadia and more of Sandra in his social media interactions. In fact the babe is really enjoying it all the way. Check out more...


Jim Iyke is flaunting Sandra, she too is flaunting him. Where does that leave Nadai Buari? #GoFigure


Man guns down pregnant burglar after she told him 'I'm going to have a baby'

80 year old pensioner Tom Greer (pictured right) shot and killed Andrea Miller, 28 (pictured left), as she ran away from him after burgling his home with another man.

Patience Jonathan Concerned Over The Delayed Rescue Of The Chibok Girls

Nigeria’s First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has voiced her concern over the prolonged released of the Chibok school girls who were abducted by the Boko Haram sect, over three months ago.
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Speaking during a meeting with the Nigerian community in Windhoek, Namibia, the First Lady empathised with families of the missing girls and the entire Chibok community where they were kidnapped from.
As a mother, I am very worried over the abduction of these girls; I share the pains of the mothers whose children were abducted,” Patience said.

SEX Toy Stuck In Woman’s v**ina For 10 YEARS


The "Form 6" vibrator, manufactured by San Francisco, California s*x toy startup JimmyJane, is seen in this undated handout photo
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A 38-year-old woman in Scotland who told doctors she was suffering from shaking, incontinence and severe weight loss turned out to have a s*x toy stuck inside her v**ina that had been there for 10 years, according to an article published in the June edition of the Journal of s*xual Medicine.
The woman — who the article notes was of normal intelligence — told doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken s*xual encounter a decade ago and didn’t remember whether she took it out or not, the Daily Mail reported.
By the time surgeons found it, the toy’s effects were potentially life-threatening. It had caused a bladder blockage that was forcing urine to back up into her kidneys, and had also created a vesicovaginal fistula, which is a tract that causes urine to flow into the v**ina. Yikes.

WHY WE ARE SLOW TO RESCUE THE ABDUCTED CHIBOK SCHOOL GIRLS - PRESIDENCY

Barely 102 days after the Chibok girls were kidnapped by members of Boko Haram in Borno State, the presidency has come out to make known the real reasons why the Federal Government has not been able to rescue the school girls.
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The president made it known yesterday in a message to the participants of the Chatham House lecture series held at the Royal institute of International Affairs in London.
According to it, the government is taking a long time to bring back the 200 schoolgirls because it wants the girls to be recovered alive, using the 2004 experience of 300 kidnapped children, who were killed in an attempt by Russians to forcefully free them, as an example.
The president revealed his numerous plans to strike against the insurgents who are being funded by international and local sources. Vanguard also reports that the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Dr Doyin Okupe, told everyone present at the house lecture that the Nigerian Army has all it takes to bring back the schoolgirls, but all the Jonathan’s administration is doing is to guide against a face-off that might jeopardize the lives of the children involved.
It would be recalled that just yesterday, the wife of the leader of Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force (NDPVF), Mujahid Asari Dokubo, said, just like her husband, the abduction of over 200 Chibok schoolgirls in Borno State on April 14 is a scam.

Source: Information Nigeria

Kaduna Blasts Update: Committee Set Up To Investigate Attack On Buhari, Others

Posted by: Lola on July 25, 2014

An investigative team has been set up by the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Mohammed Abubakar, to uncover the perpetrators of Wednesday’s twin blast in Kaduna, which had killed scores, left many injured.
A statement on Thursday by the police spokesperson, Frank Mba, revealed that the team of investigators will be headed by Commissioner of Police in charge of Legal Department, Nwodibo Ekechukwu, Premium Times reports.
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Other members of the team include, Chris Ezike of the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Dan Mallam of the Monitoring Unit and Adeyemi Ogunjemilusi of the Interpol Unit and others. All the officers are Deputy Commissioners of Police, DCPs.

THE LIBERIAN MAN WITH EBOLA VIRUS, WHO HAS BEEN IN NIGERIA IS DEAD



Mr. Patrick Sawyer, a WASH consultant at the Ministry of Finance, who had been quarantined since arriving Lagos, Nigeria on Sunday, July 20, 2014 with symptoms of the Ebola virus, has died .

 A Liberian government official, speaking on condition of anonymity said the news of Sawyer’s death was relayed to Liberia by the Nigerian embassy, in the early hours of Friday, July 25, 2014.

 The Lagos government health authorities announced on Thursday, July 24, 2014 that Sawyer was being tested for the deadly Ebola virus. Sawyer’s death is the first recorded case of one of the world’s deadliest diseases in Nigeria, Africa’s biggest economy and most populous nation, with 170 million people. Ebola has killed 632 people across Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone since an outbreak began in February, straining a string of weak health systems despite international help.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Amaechi, Oshiomhole Dare Jonathan Over Impeachment Allegations

Gov. Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers state and Gov. Adams Oshiomhole of Edo state have said neither the Presidency nor the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) could impeach them as they did with former governor of Adamawa State, Alhaji Murtala Nyako. The duo said they are not losing sleep over the alleged plot by the Presidency to push for their impeachment, Punch reports. 

Speaking through his Chief of Staff, Chief Tony Okocha, Gov. Amaechi said he and his followers were aware of the threat of impeachment in order to force him back to the PDP, but it would not work as twenty-five PDP Assembly members have all defected formerly to the APC, thereby foreclosing any thought of his (Amaechi) removal as the state governor. 

Amaechi who described the threat as a dull dream and a wild goose chase, said he would not quit politics as a result of the threat to impeach him or force him to join the PDP, and that his political future is in the hands of God and the people of the state. He said, “People are defecting enmasse to APC. So, they need to come and break our ranks here before they can achieve their plan. The threat to impeach Amaechi so that he will return to the PDP will not work; it is wishy-washy, it is a dull dream. Source: http://www.insidenaija.com/amaechi-oshiomhole-dare-jonathan-impeachment-allegations/ | InsideNaija

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

A middle-aged housewife has caused a little drama in an Ejigbo Customary Court in Lagos State, yesterday when she rejected a divorce suit filed against her by her husband, saying they made love before appearing in the court of law that morning.


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Mariam Jimoh, mother of two , who got married ten years ago to her Oyo-state born husband, simply identified as Sunday without her parents’ knowledge cried out to the court that the dissolution would be unfair on her part as she still performs her wifely duties which includes taking care of her two children who are aged 6 and 4 and also performing her wifely roles to the husband.
The embittered wife however grieved on not knowing where to go after the divorce saying she has planned her life with his husband including having the next baby for him. The husband, revealed to the court of law that he was tired of the whole marriage saying his parents were and are still not in support of the union which produced two cute boys, David and Simon.
The court has however withdraw the case as the parents of both parties were said to be ready to settle the family issue amicably out of court. It could be recalled that just recently,  a 63-year-old man, Joseph Okeleke urged a customary court to dissolve his 24-year marriage over his wife switch to different churches and being adulterous.

Jonathan, Mark, Atiku Mourn Ex-Petroleum Minister, Rilwanu Lukman


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President Goodluck Jonathan has mourned the passing away of the former Minister of Petroleum Resources and one-time secretary general of the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC), Dr Rilwanu Lukman.
The late Lukman, who held several government appointments including minister of mines, power and steel and Senior Special Adviser to the President on Petroleum and Energy matters, died Monday morning after an undisclosed protracted illness in Vienna, Austria, a month to his 76th birthday.
President Jonathan, in a statement signed by his spokesman, Dr. Reuben Abati, yesterday, noted that it was with sadness and a feeling of great national loss that he received news of the death of Rilwanu Lukman whom he said the country owed a huge debt of gratitude.
Also, Senate President David Mark in his reaction, described the ex-minister’s demise as a huge loss to Nigeria.
In a press statement issued by his chief press secretary, Paul Mumeh, the senate president noted that Lukman was one of few Africans who left positive footprints on the sands of time.
In the same vein, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, has described the late Lukman as the best oil minister Nigeria has ever had.
Atiku, in a statement by his media office in Abuja yesterday said, “I will describe Rilwanu Lukman as the best oil minister we ever had given his unmatched knowledge of the industry and the integrity with which he ran the ministry”.

Nigeria on the move, as Innoson Motors Roll Out Affordable Made-In-Nigeria Cars August 8


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Low and middle income class Nigerians can now realize their dreams of owning brand new cars in no distant future as Nigeria’s first indigenous car manufacturing company, Innoson Group of Companies, is set to make that happen.

The company, which is a proud manufacturer of made in Nigeria cars, buses, tankers and other products, would as from August 8, 2014, introduce brand new cars into the Nigerian automobile market at the cost of N1.5million only.
The chairman and chief executive of the company, Mr. Innocent Chukwuma, who announced this in Enugu yesterday, said the cars, which would be fully air conditioned with every other specification, is aimed at getting Nigerians to own brand new cars.
The most expensive of the cars, according to Chukwuma, would cost N3.5million.
Speaking at the road show organized by Empower Nigeria at the Enugu campus of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Chukwuma said: “I will launch my own cars in about two weeks time. And the cars will cost between N1.5million and N3.5million, depending on the cadre”.

Son Tells Mother Not to Visit Him Anymore Because She Is too Ugly


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When 63-year-old Ding Liang was found crying on a street in eastern China’s Hangzhou city, her story attracted widespread media coverage. The poor woman had traveled five hours from her village to meet her son and his newborn child. Unfortunately, the son refused to see her for the strangest of reasons – because she’s too ugly!

Maheeda —There is a Maheeda In Every Lady


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Singer and queen of obscenity, Maheeda has made another controversial statement we all show consider. According to her, every lady has a Maheeda in her and its time to come out of her shell. We all know Maheeda is this girl who has taken the social media by storm, posting all sorts of morally offending photos and as a matter of fact, has been branded all sorts of unprintable names. There’s a maheeda in you! Bring it out! Lolzz, she tweeted . In essence, what she means is that every lady should start taking to social media in display of their natural endowments.  So, ladies do you accept that there’s truly a Maheeda in you?

FG Cautions Parents Not To Allow Children Participate In Rally To Mark 100 Days Of Chibok Girls Abduction


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Following the proposed rally by the #BringBackOurGirls protesters to commemorate 100 days since over 200 girls of the Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State, were abducted by Boko Haram insurgents, the federal government yesterday cautioned parents and guardians against releasing their children and wards to take part in the rally.

The Coordinator of the National Information Centre, Mr. Mike Omeri, gave this advice during the routine briefing on federal government’s mission to rescue the abducted Chibok schoolgirls.
“Information available to us is that some groups are planning to mobilize children across the country to hold rally to mark 100 days since the Chibok schoolgirls were abducted from their school.

“It will be wise for parents not to allow their children to participate and if they want to, they should be conscious of whom they are releasing their children to for the rally”, Omeri said.
The NIC, however, stressed that government is not preventing citizens from exercising their constitutional rights even as it explained that it will be proper if the security situation in the country is not worsened.

You’re No Longer A Statesman – Jonathan Fires Back At Buhari


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President Goodluck Jonathan has replied former head of state, Muhammadu Buhari, over the latter’s stinging statement on Monday, in which he accused him (Jonathan) of subverting the system and punishing the opposition, saying it was most unfortunate that the All Progressives Congress chieftain and his allies have resorted to the blame game instead of working hard to put their house in order.

See the hottest man in the world right now – he’s is so hot, all the girls want to be with him (Photos)


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A few weeks ago, the hottest man on earth was US felon Jeremy Meeks whose mugshot caused an internet storm…but now another man, who is thankfully not a felon, has taken over.
Swedish model, Ben Dahlhaus has been described as the hottest man on earth right now, with thousands of women asking to meet him after his new ad campaign was released.
Ben’s ad campaign for luxury watchmaker Brathwait, which was released recently went viral with several international publications writing articles on his unique look, long hair and chiselled bone structure.
A fashion writer even used the caption ‘his sad face is hotter than your hottest face’ – and many people agreed. Do you think he’s drop dead gorgeous?
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Ben Dahlhaus - the hottest man in the world right now

UNN Lecturer Commits Suicide

A lecturer at the Faculty of Law, University of Nigeria, Enugu campus, Dr Bede Opata last weekend committed suicide over yet to be ascertained reasons, Thisday reports.
The deceased lecturer hailed from Nsukka area of Enugu state and showed no sign of depression prior to the unimaginable act. In fact, he had registered to attend Telecommunications Policy & Regulation Institute Seminar slated for Washington DC, USA between December 4-5, 2014.

According to sources at the university, the deceased had taken his life in his apartment within the town on Saturday night but his body was discovered on Sunday.
The 38-year old Opata who held a Doctorate Degree in Law was said to have been employed as a lecturer in the university in 2011.
Public Relations Officer of Enugu State Police Command, Ebere Amaraizu could not be reached to confirm the incident as at the time of filing this report.

Source: Information Nigeria

Michigan Woman Shot Lover Because He Was Bad In Bed


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A Southfield, Michigan, woman who was convicted of shooting her lover over a suspected affair could be released.
Sadie Bell, 58, admitted that she shot Edward Lee in the stomach last year because, as prosecutor Paul Walton explained, “he wasn’t producing enough release.”
Bell, who was convicted in April, has been granted a $10,000 bond and is due to be released as soon as she posts it, CBS Detroit reports.

'We know where the Chibok girls are but we are just being careful' - DG SSS says

While fielding questions from newsmen after today's National Security Council meeting held at the Presidential Villa, the Director General of the Department of State Security, DSS, Mr Ita Ekpeyong said that security forces know where precisely the kidnapped Chibok girls are but are being very careful in their rescue efforts so as not to endanger their lives.
"The issue of the Chibok girls, government is making efforts. We know where they are but we don't want to endanger their lives, that is the truth. We want to take it gradually and release them at the appropriate time. We know where they are" he said
Mr Ekpeyong also stated that the Federal Government has directed all the state government planning to register non-indigines in their state by issuing them means of Identification, to stop forthwith and warned military officers not to work with states that may want to go ahead with the process. (Picture above shows National Security Council Meeting at the Presidential Villa, in Abuja today).
 
Source: Linda Ikeji

Kola Aluko Foundation supports young African Enterpreneurs

Kola Aluko has expressed his commitment to inspire, mentor and support future generations of African leaders.

One of Nigeria’s leading entrepreneurs, Kola Aluko announces in detail the Kola Aluko Foundation, the charitable venture which he established in 2013 in order to inspire, mentor and support future generations of African leader

A reception to open the Nigerian Centenary Photography Exhibition is scheduled to hold at Bonhams, who are the world-famous auctioneers in London, & hosted by the Kola Aluko Foundation.

Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria: "I always knew I would be a beauty queen" - reigning MBGN says

Reigning Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, Iheoma Nnadi, who beat 30 other girls to emerge the new queen last Friday July 18th says she'd always known she would be a beauty queen one day. The 19 year old South African based student/model spoke with Encomium mag after being crowned queen
"Buying a form means you are ready to become MBGN. I always knew I would be a beauty queen. Years back, the password of all my accounts was missworldforever. I have never participated in any beauty pageant before now. This is my first and I am so happy I won" she said
Iheoma is the last child in a family of 6 and has two sisters and a brother.

If FG believes APC leaders are terrorists, they should produce evidence - Atiku says


In a post on his Facebook page, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar asked the Federal government to come up with evidence if they believe APC leaders are part of the terror group, Boko Haram.

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge release new pics of their son as he turns a year old

Prince William and Kate Middleton have released three new pictures of their son to mark his first birthday today July 22nd. Their future king turning one is kinda like a big deal in the UK so quite a number of them are celebrating this...make we follow them celebrate...lol. Happy birthday to Prince George. See other pics after the cut...

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Tinubu, Other APC Leaders Have Lost Focus – Presidency


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Following his allegation that Nigeria is gradually slipping in to fascism under the watch of President Goodluck Jonathan, while reacting to Tuesday’s impeachment of Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa State, the Presidency yesterday tongue-lashed a chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, saying he has lost focus.

Ukrainian Govt release horrific pic of infant lying in a field, killed when rebels shot down plane


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The Ukrainian government yesterday published a heartbreaking photo of a dead infant and accused Russian president Vladimir Putin of having the blood of the baby victim of flight MH17 on his hands.

Senior government advisor Anton Gerashchenko posted the pic on their website, with a message to Putin saying: ‘This baby’s death is on your conscience. Damn you for centuries!’. He said he agonised over whether to publish the image of the tiny corpse lying in the field or not but decided the world needed to see it.

3 infants died after the plane was shot down on Thursday May 17th by pro-Russian rebels and till today, many bodies are still lying in fields. Meanwhile yesterday Russian rebels stopped investigators who arrived the MH17 crash site from investigating the site, firing several warning shots. And the rebel commander blamed for shooting down the plane said “bodies aren’t fresh’, claiming corpses around the wreckage died before plane took off. Yes, he said so. Unbelievable!

Biannca From Big Brother UK Shows Her Boobies While Giving Lap-Dance To Housemate

Posted by: Dayo on July 18, 2014

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The biggest reality TV show in Africa — Big Brother Africa (BBA), is just around the corner and you know where to get all the steamy gist and VIP pictures and videos; yes, right here is where you get to see all that.
To prep your minds for that, I’m bringing you scenes from Big Brother UK 2014.
One of the housemates, Biannca Lake got her b**bs out and rubbed them in another housemate, Helen’s face as she gave Helen Wood a lap dance.
The other Housemates look on bewildered, apart from an Ash Harrison who seems to be enjoying himself and a Zoe Birkett who sings a theme tune. Helen admitted her love for strippers and how she’s had to pay girls to strip for her in the past.
Biannca says she was “playing up…I’m not really a s*x pest…I do want to f**king f**k your brains out but I’m not a s*x pest!”

Boko Haram Takes Over a Borno Town, Hoists Flag



Boko Haram have taken over the north-eastern town of Damboa, Borno State, killing over 100 people in the process.
The Islamist sect had since hoisted its black and white flag over the town left undefended by the Nigerian military, reports PMNews, citing civil defence spokesman and a human rights advocate said.

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