Thursday, April 10, 2014

Man Arrested In Lagos For Cutting Off Nephew’s man-hood



A 27-year-old man, Lekan Adelaja, has been arrested by the State Criminal Investigation Department, Lagos State Police Command, for  allegedly cutting off the man-hood of his one-year-old nephew, Basheeru Akintoye.
One Obinwanne Onukwo who sent Lekan to carry out the act has also been arrested while the child’s mother has been charged with negligence.
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basheeru-360x270It was reported last week how Basheeru’s man-hood was cut off when his 20-year-old mother, Abidemi, had gone to a nearby house to have s*x with one Fatai who was a friend to her husband but the prime suspect was caught and the man-hood recovered, though it was already decayed.
Upon interrogation, Lekan confessed to the crime. He said he had been promised the sum of N30,000 for the man-hood by Obinwanne. It is believed they wanted to use it for ritual purpose.
































Obinwanne however denied sending Lekan to cut and bring him any man-hood, asking if he was the one that sent Adelaja to cut off the baby’s man-hood, why would he (Adelaja) hold onto it for over a week after cutting it off.
Fatai and Abidemi has been released by the police while baby Basheeru would undergo a surgery on Friday.
When asked how he felt when he discovered that it was his cousin that cut off Basheeru’s man-hood, the father o the child said, “He (Adelaja) is my cousin. We don’t live in the same house, but we live in the same compound. He is not completely stable mentally, but he is not the violent type.”
Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, said the suspect would be charged to court this week.
  



SAD NEWS: Wrestling Legend, Ultimate Warrior Is Dead, SEE His Age



Days after his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame and a return to the company after an 18-year breakup, Wrestling legend, The Ultimate Warrior is dead.

According to a statement posted on the WWE website, the late wrestling superstar was 54.
CaptureThe news, posted late Tuesday night, led to a flood of tributes from fans and WWE performers and officials and comes on the day the WWE released a DVD in Warrior’s honor.
In the statement, the company said, “WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE superstars ever, The Ultimate Warrior.
“We are grateful just days ago, Warrior had the opportunity to take his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame and was able to appear at WrestleMania 30 and Monday Night Raw to address his legions of fans. WWE sends its sincere condolences to Warrior’s family, friends and fans.”

Unemployed Graduate Causes Stir In Akwa Ibom As He Attempts Suicide



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The term frustration was yesterday put in proper context when an unemployed graduate of mechanical engineering from the Ekiti State University, Mr. Sunday Omotayo, was prevented by police and Nigeria Prisons officials from committing suicide.

How Popular Bishop T.D. Jakes Daughter Got Prégnant at 14yrs




Sarah Jakes, daughter of the popular Bishop TD Jakes a respected pastor has finally opened up about some bad spots in her past and the struggles she had when she got pregnant at the age of 14.
“I was terrified. You have this idea of ‘I’m going to get in trouble,’ like ‘I’m going to be grounded forever’ because you have nothing else really at that point to compare it to. 
“My parents were speechless. I mean, my father was a preacher, who speaks for a living, and he was speechless. And that’s when it dawned on me that this was so much bigger than being grounded. [I was] bringing a life into the world and while I certainly had other options, whether abortions or adoptions, there was something inside of me that said I could do it.”

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Photos: Female Student Of Covenant University Doing Things

This is what happens when ladies fail to live strictly to the rules of their environment. Winners Chapel, owners of Covenant University are a bunch of no-nonsense people. To school there, you must be above board. But this girl, Bisi, decided to take her twerking character from the streets into the university and unfortunately for her the video of her secret act has leaked with everything she's got on display. See things below...


Sadly, I heard Covenant University has expelled Bisi over the mess. What is she going to tell her parent?

CLIP LEAKS: Big Brother Housemates Caught On Tape Doing It

"Rough" things are happening in the House of the new Big Brother in South Africa. Two of the house mates, Lexi and Mandla, were caught doing the "thing" live in the bathroom. See the Photos and Video below...


Many in South Africa are complaining seriously about the "things" going on in the show but they still continue.

Why President Jonathan Adopted His Recently Married Daughter, Elizabeth Faith Sakwe

Daughter of President Goodluck Jonathan has recently got married and this news came as a shock to many Nigerians as few people were aware that the nation’s number one man had a child who was grown enough to get married.

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Elizabeth Faith Sakwe is actually the adopted daughter of the President. She was adopted by the Jonathans after her father, a chieftain of the Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) in Bayelsa, died in a car crash. Faith was adopted by the Jonathans at a young age and is their first child.
Ever since then, Elizabeth Faith Sakwe who married Godswill Osim Edward in Bayelsa on April 5, has been under the care of the First Family of Nigeria.
The bride had an afterparty after her traditional wedding. Her husband’s family and friends came with all their carnival fanfare.
See photos of afterparty below:

Blame my Landlord: The Woman Nabbed By NDLEA With 686g Of Cocaine Concealed In Her Privates, cries out


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A food vendor, who allegedly inserted 685 grammes of cocaine in her private part, has been arrested by officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja, as she attempted to beat security operatives.

JJonathan Must Get Second Term, Afterall He Didn’t Kill Yar’Adua, Says Tukur


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The immediate past national chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur on Tuesday declared that those opposed to President Goodluck Jonathan’s second term ambition will not succeed, insisting that the president must get to his ‘destination’.

Sorry to Cossy Orjiakor, as she claims she was robbed and sustained minor injuries...

Apparently this supposedly happened 2 days ago in the Orile area of Lagos. Don't like driving around that area, especially at night! Those guys will come and knock on your car window like they own it. First they gently ask you to wind down, when you refuse, they smash it..with other cars around sef..

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Rooney Trains With United Squad Ahead of the Trip to Munich

Wayne Rooney trained with his Manchester United teammates this morning ahead of the club’s Champions League quarter-finals second leg tie with Bayern Munich on Wednesday night.

The English champions trained at the club’s Aon Training Complex before traveling to Germany where, upon arrival, the manager holds his press conference.
The England international, 28, has been struggling with a badly bruised toe, and was rated doubtful for the return leg at the Allianz Arena after he picked up the injury in last week’s 1-1 draw at Old Trafford.

NDLEA Nabs Food Vendor With Cocain Inserted In Private Part

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In what might sound as a bizarre tale, a mother of four children, Chinelo Okorom Lynnette, 36, has been busted by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for smuggling 685 grammes of cocaine, which she inserted in her private part.

For Married Couples – Another Type Of s*x To Add In The Bedroom

Posted by: Enake on April 8, 2014

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I’m sure you’ve heard of make-up s*x, honeymoon s*x, morning s*x, and lunch break s*x. But have you heard of after-worship s*x? Yes, you read it correctly. After-worship s*x. I didn’t make it up. God did. God wants husbands and wives to experience ultimate pleasure with each other. s*x is a gift that should be opened and used regularly. And, because it’s done in the context of holy matrimony, as opposed to a non-covenant relationship, God blesses it. Worship blesses a couple’s s*x life, too. For some women, seeing their husbands pray, preach, or praise God just does something to them. I’ve been told, and experienced for myself, wanting to make love more, feeling more attracted and free. I’m not sure if it is the same for men, but there is a definite connection between worship and s*x. Sounds weird, doesn’t it?   That’s what I thought until I read God’s word for myself. Check out 1 Samuel 1:19.
“Early the next morning they [Elkanah and Hannah] arose and worshiped before the LORD and then went back to their home at Ramah. Elkanah made love to his wife Hannah, and the LORD remembered her.”

Pastor Sam Impregnates 45-year-old Woman And Her 14-year-old Daughter


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The pastor of a popular Pentecostal Church located along Nnebisi Road, Asaba, Delta State, simply identified as Pastor Sam, is currently on the run after allegedly impregnating a woman and her daughter.
According to LEADERSHIP, the pastor, who hails from the eastern part of the state, allegedly impregnated the 45-year-old mother of three and her 14-year-old daughter under the guise of conducting prayers for them to deliver them of evil spirits that had been battling them.

Monday, April 07, 2014

AJEBO ARTISTS: Meet 7 top Nigerian music stars from wealthy homes

A lot of our top music stars are from average homes who made something of themselves with their talent, hard work, started from the bottom with nothing and are today, rich and famous.

I am guilty: Sobbing Oscar breaks down as he apologises to Reeva's parents for killing her

Oscar Pistorius took the witness stand today April 7th to tell is own version of what happened on the day he shot his girlfriend four times through a bathroom window, killing her. A sobbing Oscar then apologized to Reeva's parents, saying he was trying to protect and not to take her life.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS - 'At 73, young men still disturb me for sex'- actress Taiwo Ajai-Lycett


Multiple-award winning legendary actress Taiwo Ajai-Lycett in a recent interview with City People said despite her age, many young men still hit on her. The actress who lost her English husband 20 years ago, talked about how she's been keeping herself sexually since her husband's passing..

Sabotage? Military commanders aiding Boko Haram, a soldier alleges

According to a report by Punch, a Nigerian soldier who was a guest on the Voice of America Hausa Service has claimed that some military chiefs are aiding the men of the dreaded Islamic sect, Boko Haram.

The soldier who did not reveal his identity, told VON Hausa Service, that sometime ago, while serving in Bama Unit in Borno state, a commander from a nearby unit got in contact with his own commandant and asked for backup.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

Christian School Teacher Caught Half-unclad With 14 Yr Old Student


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A 24-year-old biology teacher at a Christian school was on Wednesday arrested by the Police in Florida after he was found half unclad with his 14-year-old student in the backseat of his car.

I Kill For Politicians – Serial Killer Confesses



A notorious thug in Kogi State, Abubakar Abdulkarim, has told the blood-cuddling tale of how politicians engaged him to assassinate their perceived enemies.


He also narrated how he killed his latest victim, one Farouk Lawal, another thug who was allegedly hired by some unnamed politicians to eliminate him. Not only did he succeed in killing Lawal, he cut the deceased’s corpse into three, each of which was buried in three different local government areas in the state.
Abubakar who goes by the nickname, ‘Ijaw Boy’, is also known as ‘Ijogbon’ (which means trouble). He revealed that until he fell into the cold embrace of the law, he had killed so many people and lost count of the number.
For years, the dreaded thug and political assassin had been a thorn in the flesh of the Kogi State Police Command.
He told shocked newsmen that he was a master in the ‘art’ of killing, a skill he happily put at the disposal of influential politicians in Ebiraland, who allegedly hired him to either terrorize their opponents or summarily kill them.
A police source told Sunday Sun that Abubakar was the brain behind most of the political killings in Ebiraland.

Nigeria Almost Doubles GDP In Recalculation- Financial Times Of London

Nigeria overtook South Africa on Sunday to become Africa’s largest economy and 26th largest in the world after the government released updated figures that nearly double estimates for gross domestic product.

As a result of the statistical revision, Nigerian GDP for 2013 was $509bn, 89 per cent larger than previously stated for last year. The change was made by bringing forward the base year for price calculations to 2010 from 1990, when the structure of the economy was very different and services such as banking and telecoms had barely taken off.

Wazobia Express Reporters

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