Tuesday, April 08, 2014

NDLEA Nabs Food Vendor With Cocain Inserted In Private Part

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In what might sound as a bizarre tale, a mother of four children, Chinelo Okorom Lynnette, 36, has been busted by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for smuggling 685 grammes of cocaine, which she inserted in her private part.

For Married Couples – Another Type Of s*x To Add In The Bedroom

Posted by: Enake on April 8, 2014

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I’m sure you’ve heard of make-up s*x, honeymoon s*x, morning s*x, and lunch break s*x. But have you heard of after-worship s*x? Yes, you read it correctly. After-worship s*x. I didn’t make it up. God did. God wants husbands and wives to experience ultimate pleasure with each other. s*x is a gift that should be opened and used regularly. And, because it’s done in the context of holy matrimony, as opposed to a non-covenant relationship, God blesses it. Worship blesses a couple’s s*x life, too. For some women, seeing their husbands pray, preach, or praise God just does something to them. I’ve been told, and experienced for myself, wanting to make love more, feeling more attracted and free. I’m not sure if it is the same for men, but there is a definite connection between worship and s*x. Sounds weird, doesn’t it?   That’s what I thought until I read God’s word for myself. Check out 1 Samuel 1:19.
“Early the next morning they [Elkanah and Hannah] arose and worshiped before the LORD and then went back to their home at Ramah. Elkanah made love to his wife Hannah, and the LORD remembered her.”

Pastor Sam Impregnates 45-year-old Woman And Her 14-year-old Daughter


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The pastor of a popular Pentecostal Church located along Nnebisi Road, Asaba, Delta State, simply identified as Pastor Sam, is currently on the run after allegedly impregnating a woman and her daughter.
According to LEADERSHIP, the pastor, who hails from the eastern part of the state, allegedly impregnated the 45-year-old mother of three and her 14-year-old daughter under the guise of conducting prayers for them to deliver them of evil spirits that had been battling them.

Monday, April 07, 2014

AJEBO ARTISTS: Meet 7 top Nigerian music stars from wealthy homes

A lot of our top music stars are from average homes who made something of themselves with their talent, hard work, started from the bottom with nothing and are today, rich and famous.

I am guilty: Sobbing Oscar breaks down as he apologises to Reeva's parents for killing her

Oscar Pistorius took the witness stand today April 7th to tell is own version of what happened on the day he shot his girlfriend four times through a bathroom window, killing her. A sobbing Oscar then apologized to Reeva's parents, saying he was trying to protect and not to take her life.

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS - 'At 73, young men still disturb me for sex'- actress Taiwo Ajai-Lycett


Multiple-award winning legendary actress Taiwo Ajai-Lycett in a recent interview with City People said despite her age, many young men still hit on her. The actress who lost her English husband 20 years ago, talked about how she's been keeping herself sexually since her husband's passing..

Sabotage? Military commanders aiding Boko Haram, a soldier alleges

According to a report by Punch, a Nigerian soldier who was a guest on the Voice of America Hausa Service has claimed that some military chiefs are aiding the men of the dreaded Islamic sect, Boko Haram.

The soldier who did not reveal his identity, told VON Hausa Service, that sometime ago, while serving in Bama Unit in Borno state, a commander from a nearby unit got in contact with his own commandant and asked for backup.

Sunday, April 06, 2014

Christian School Teacher Caught Half-unclad With 14 Yr Old Student


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A 24-year-old biology teacher at a Christian school was on Wednesday arrested by the Police in Florida after he was found half unclad with his 14-year-old student in the backseat of his car.

I Kill For Politicians – Serial Killer Confesses



A notorious thug in Kogi State, Abubakar Abdulkarim, has told the blood-cuddling tale of how politicians engaged him to assassinate their perceived enemies.


He also narrated how he killed his latest victim, one Farouk Lawal, another thug who was allegedly hired by some unnamed politicians to eliminate him. Not only did he succeed in killing Lawal, he cut the deceased’s corpse into three, each of which was buried in three different local government areas in the state.
Abubakar who goes by the nickname, ‘Ijaw Boy’, is also known as ‘Ijogbon’ (which means trouble). He revealed that until he fell into the cold embrace of the law, he had killed so many people and lost count of the number.
For years, the dreaded thug and political assassin had been a thorn in the flesh of the Kogi State Police Command.
He told shocked newsmen that he was a master in the ‘art’ of killing, a skill he happily put at the disposal of influential politicians in Ebiraland, who allegedly hired him to either terrorize their opponents or summarily kill them.
A police source told Sunday Sun that Abubakar was the brain behind most of the political killings in Ebiraland.

Nigeria Almost Doubles GDP In Recalculation- Financial Times Of London

Nigeria overtook South Africa on Sunday to become Africa’s largest economy and 26th largest in the world after the government released updated figures that nearly double estimates for gross domestic product.

As a result of the statistical revision, Nigerian GDP for 2013 was $509bn, 89 per cent larger than previously stated for last year. The change was made by bringing forward the base year for price calculations to 2010 from 1990, when the structure of the economy was very different and services such as banking and telecoms had barely taken off.

Wazobia Express Reporters

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